Some Email jokes - lost its glory

Subject: Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives.............


Good Morning Friend.....


Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but certainly not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test :

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.
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It is a surprise, I received this mail from a lady. She is my friend, She is married and having a son.

I could not make out the real intension, of this mail.

Even, if this has to be taken easy; there is nothing worthwhile to read this and enjoy.
May be, the creator of similar emails, has to think again, before creating something like this.

Well, i don't think, I should state,who a wife is to the person, who created this mail. I would be equivalent to, me jumping into the ditch; myself.

Such emails, could be the results of the current culture, we have. May be, we all had to do something, to prevent insulting Human race, Be it a Man or a Woman